Caring for Convalescents

June 16, 2012

Ms. Walthorpe advises that – in line with government thinking – the bed-bound are perfect targets for austerity measures. Leftovers are ideal food, since the patient will appreciate anything you provide for them. And, she says, the less frequently you provide, the more grateful they become.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Tips & Tricks 

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