An Urgent Word of Warning

January 22, 2012

The pending cases against Miss Totteridge remind us that, due to the enactment of various homicide acts, it is categorically not legal to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow on a Sunday in any city.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Tips & Tricks 

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