Chapters featuring "Hastings"

Spring Awakening

Disaster strikes the chapter house of the Pimlico Leage of Educated Ladies when a fireball marrs the Crepe Suzette competition. But despite the tragedy – and Mrs Linden – the groups begin to plan their spring gathering…

Words of Wisdom

A man’s not dead while his name is still spoken.

— Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Top Tip!

  • Dealing with Heavy Soiling

    To remove heavy soiling, coat the offending area with melted chocolate and inform the local children that the item is sheet chocolate. Once the chocolate has been sucked out the item should be clean and can be washed as normal.