Chapters featuring "Europe"

The Kerb-Crawling of Ms. Alice Zimmer

Following a sequence of unseemly and ghostly goings on at a séance the ladies begin to plan for a holiday. Sadly it becomes apparent that Ms. Zimmer is back to her old tricks…

Firestorm Over Europe

As if the Second World War had not been traumatic enough the destructive power of a super-charged Aunt Enid is unleashed during the ladies’ ill-conceived tour of Europe…

Words of Wisdom

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

— Winston Churchill

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