Chapters featuring "Alcohol Fumes"

Aunt Enid and the Thundersley

A tale of alcoholism, chocolate coated peanuts and evil towards rabbits – not to mention the strange and disturbing truth about Ms. Zimmer’s mode of transport and the whereabouts of her aunt.

Words of Wisdom

Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions.

— Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

Top Tip!

  • Vegetables

    Ms. Zimmer insists on us recommending cucumbers. She indicates that they are exceedingly effective but has not yet elaborated how.