Leo

April 12, 2009

The sun is crossing your pivotal point, and sending shivers up your left leg. Put an elastic band round the knee to stop it happening again.

Fate is represented by collapsed scaffolding.
Luck is having sharp words with your tailor.
Don’t Forget: if you have poor circulation, try sticky tape instead.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Horoscopes 

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