Capricorn

April 12, 2009

Jupiter is currently rampant, bringing with him a roller-coaster tidal wave of bile and out-of-date lighter fluid. You are gagging to pay someone lip service, but it may pay to be a little more probing first.

Fate comes bearing 1oz of butter and a litre of strawberry yoghurt.
Luck says he’d have preferred flowers.
Don’t Forget: to sterilise before putting them back in.

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