Aries

April 12, 2009

Clothing matters to you at the moment, so now is the time to shop. You’ll be drawn towards anything reasonable in men’s trousers so be more tolerant and less superficial. Perhaps Yoga could help – it worked for Geri Halliwell.

Fate comes wearing a Lycra boob tube.
Luck comes in the form of the death of a favourite relative.
Don’t Forget: to ignore Fate’s social faux pas.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Horoscopes 

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