Won’t the Women’s Institute sue?

The editors would like to stress that the two organisations depicted here are totally dissimilar to the Women’s Institute on many counts – not least because many of the members of that laudable institution are not possessed by demons, do not wield the occult like a baseball bat in a ghetto, and (unlike Ms. Zimmer) do not view death as an “optional extra”.

Words of Wisdom

Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions.

— Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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