Why is this of interest?

What we had unwittingly – not to mention, illegally – happened upon is,we are sure you’ll agree, a remarkable dialogue which provides even the most casual snoop with a fascinating insight into the mysterious world of the silver surfer. Equally it proves an interesting view of the activities of those groups whose membership almost entirely consists of “ladies of a certain age”.

We sincerely hope you find the correspondence as fascinating, diverting, and disturbing as we ourselves have done.

Words of Wisdom

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

— Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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