Have you changed the names?

For legal reasons we should point out that we have obtained the permission of the ladies concerned to publish these documents. Names have been changed, however, in order to protect the identities of those concerned (we hesitate to use the term “innocent” in any sentence regarding the activities of Miss Twigham and Ms. Zimmer).

Words of Wisdom

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

— Dorothy Parker

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