Muffins, Museums and Marijuana
To: Sarah-Jane Chlamydia Rossington-Smythe.
Subject: Skeleton Support.
I would be very supportive of your efforts to involve Miss Heathlicott in your group’s activities but may only be able to offer a skeleton supporting contingent as a number of events are pulling several of us off in a variety of different directions.
Ms. Zimmer has been causing some havoc as she still misses her supercharged aunt and managed to obtain some Terry’s Chocolate Gingers which, once the chocolate had been removed, resulted in a surprisingly explosive reaction.
Fortunately the crystallised nature of the product did mitigate some of the more outlandish effects but it has still provided the vehicle with a remarkable turn of speed and a number of my members are attempting to track her down by radar and dowsing.
One can only hope that she will be recovered soon as I do value Ms Hawksby’s unwavering support and I will need her to mind Mrs Günter and keep her from Miss Heathlicott at all times.
I am keen, however to partake in more cultural activities of this nature. In some respects it is a shame that we cannot also finish our visit to the Science Museum next door. Sadly one or two of our number are still barred after that incident in the Earthquake room where some ladies’ movements were triggered early due to the gyrations. However, perhaps you would care to schedule in a visit there some other time?
I have also been researching some of the other smaller museums and have found many which may prove of interest to our parties. The Fan Museum in Greenwich, for example, would be fascinating – particularly since Miss Winert is in hospital again and we wouldn’t have to worry about an attack – and I gather the Cuming Museum on the Walworth Road is full of unusual curiosities. Perhaps you would care to offer your thoughts on these?
In the short term however, I shall look forward to the forthcoming celebrations. When and where would you care to meet?
Chlamydia.