Firestorm Over Europe
To: Sarah-Jane Chlamydia Rossington-Smythe.
Subject: Poo!
My lovely luvvely Calmidima
You know I’ve always appprreeceated your frendchip lots and lots and lots. The cake here is reallly goood and everyones so niccce and and and sweet thow the cake is reealy nice. Im having fun here and I love you soow mucccch and Ive got to go back and ill rite soon and all. Miss Twigham is a cow and I hate herrrrr, there al;l bitches and I love youuu
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