Who are the editors?

The editors are Rob Morris and Daniel Northover.

Rob is the son of an Anglican cleric – from whom he inherited a broad, surreal and occasionally puerile sense of humour – and spent his formative years in a series of parishes where he was able to observe various ladies’ – and indeed men’s – organizations at close hand.

Amazingly, Rob has a degree in English (a dual honours course combined, inexplicably, with Information Technology) and now lives in London with a collection of Daleks, a wine rack with a remarkably high-turnover, and a general feeling that writing this stuff is too much fun to ever make money from.

Daniel is the descendant of Celtic Wise Women and with a father who worked for Led Zeppelin he had a distinctive and original upbringing. He spent his youth in Bexhill-on-Sea where he found the geriatric population a great inspiration and sometimes an obstacle, physically, spiritually and politically.

Daniel also really, really wants to write for a living. If you think he shouldn’t and should instead live off phone donations please call 0870…

Words of Wisdom

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

— Tom Wilson

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