Words of Wisdom

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

— Jack Benny

Top Tip!

  • Wardrobe Malfunctions

    Recent casualties have brought to our attention that users of the “Wilberforce Patent Double-Gusset and Splashback” should remember said items are perishable and should be regularly replaced in order to avoid whiplash.