Pisces

April 12, 2009

The domestic angle of your chart is receiving much planetary action this month and compromises are your forte. Which means you must get out there and be more assertive if you wish to avoid being a boring old fart.

Fate returns his door keys, but has bent them so they won’t fit any more.
Luck has changed the locks anyway.
Don’t Forget: to check the Rozzers aren’t about first.

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