Virgo

April 12, 2009

Thanks to Neptune you’re far too sensitive at the moment, and there’s a damp patch on the carpet where he didn’t wipe his wellies. But never mind, your intuitive and enquiring nature will lead to some rewarding moments with a tube of epoxy resin.

Fate spins wildly out of control.
Luck says he’ll drive next time.
Don’t Forget: butter doesn’t suit its works.

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