How did you find it?

The correspondence offered for your consideration herein first came to our attention one balmy evening in the summer of 2001 when, having gained server access to several financial institutions, one bakery and an amateur photographer, we accidentally found ourselves in the email account of Ms. Jodrell-Bentley.

Words of Wisdom

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

— Winston Churchill

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