Rebuild Ongoing…

Just a quick update, the new design and rebuild are continuing apace and we hope to have it all up and running in the next month or so. There’s a lot to consider, admittedly, and the ladies have begun prodding us regularly since they want their exploits to appear in the shiniest way possible.

And one or two edits for legal reasons need to go live too…

Hang in there!

Words of Wisdom

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

— Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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