Who are the editors?

The editors are Rob Morris and Daniel Northover.

Rob is the son of an Anglican cleric – from whom he inherited a broad, surreal and occasionally puerile sense of humour – and spent his formative years in a series of parishes where he was able to observe various ladies’ – and indeed men’s – organizations at close hand.

Amazingly, Rob has a degree in English (a dual honours course combined, inexplicably, with Information Technology) and now lives in London with a collection of Daleks, a wine rack with a remarkably high-turnover, and a general feeling that writing this stuff is too much fun to ever make money from.

Daniel is the descendant of Celtic Wise Women and with a father who worked for Led Zeppelin he had a distinctive and original upbringing. He spent his youth in Bexhill-on-Sea where he found the geriatric population a great inspiration and sometimes an obstacle, physically, spiritually and politically.

Daniel also really, really wants to write for a living. If you think he shouldn’t and should instead live off phone donations please call 0870…

Words of Wisdom

Old age is like an opium-dream. Nothing seems real except what is unreal.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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